Right on! Adam, guess what your friend, the Ex-Wheelchair Lady of Lifford, did today? I GOT A JOB. It’s a standing-up job. It’s a lifting-things job. (I’m going to sell cheese! Wouldn’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but this Wisconsin gal thinks it’s pretty darn great.) Social Security has an excellent program called Ticket to Work, where I can transition from my disabled, poverty-soaked life to a financially viable one. And I can do this because I’m PAIN-FREE now (despite the naysayers).

Adam, you’re the best!

Now, for others:
Do you want a pain-free life? Just Ask Adam! It works, works, works. Just do it. What have you got to lose but your pain?